Today started off with feet in my ribs (no, I'm not pregnant), whining, two chewed sneakers on separate pairs of shoes, a chewed coat and a bad attitude.
Fortunately, I have a little dude that keeps things in perspective.
And then I drop him off at daycare and I hate the world again.
Anywho!
Conversations with Kingy look a little like this lately. I love this kid.
K: "Bye Mommy!!!"
as he walks toward the mudroom to leave.
M: "Wait, where are you going? Aren't you supposed to give me a kiss goodbye?"
and he comes sprinting back to plant a wet one on me
K: "Tardet!"
M: "Oh yea, what are you going to buy at target?"
K: "PIE!!!"
Oh. ok.
K: "MAMA I SHOOT!!! I SHOOT BUCK"
M: "No way! You shot a buck?"
K: "Yeah! He big. Down"
translation - I shot him down...
K: "OOoooOooooOOO NUTSSSSS"
K: "Shit"
M: "Ry where are your shoes?"
K: "Ova naw"
translation - over there
Before bed chat
M: "Did you have a good day today buddy?"
K: "No"
M: "Why? Are you sad?"
K: "Yeah. Carter. Carter mean"
translation - we're still upset that Carter bit me a month ago...
On the ride to daycare today
M: "Ry where are all the cows? Why aren't they out yet? Too much snow?"
K: "Bawn" (barn)
M: "Why are they in the barn? Is it too cold?"
K: "Yeah!"
M: "Do you want a cow and a pig? Should we tell daddy?"
K: "Yeah!!! Come. Barn. Come moos. PIGGY!!"
M: laughter
Kingy now has his arms stretched out and is kissing the air
M: "Are you kissing the cows?"
K: "YEAH! Dance moos. DANCE!"
How can I be mad when I have conversations like that?
Happy hump day peeps
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